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Old 24-08-2009, 11:36 PM   #51
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I disagree. The O'Briain gig that's been on Comedy Central this week is very good. His major advantage over McIntyre is that his work is actually quite original, whereas half of McIntyre's jokes are stolen.

Who else does jokes about Physics?
What Toby said.

If this thread was called "Is there a more unfunny person about today than Daniel Kitson" the answer would be "Yes, everyone else in the world"
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Old 24-08-2009, 11:40 PM   #52
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Omid Djalilli as well.

He just re-uses the same jokes over and over again.
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What Toby said.

If this thread was called "Is there a more unfunny person about today than Daniel Kitson" the answer would be "Yes, everyone else in the world"
Probably not, since Daniel Kitson is a potential answer to the current thread title.
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One of the related video's on the links above was Kevin Bridges, I haven't seen much of him but his credit crunch joke about the 10p crisps is enough for his status in my mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_LL6...eature=related - around the five minute mark
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One of the related video's on the links above was Kevin Bridges, I haven't seen much of him but his credit crunch joke about the 10p crisps is enough for his status in my mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_LL6...eature=related - around the five minute mark
Aye Bridges is quite good. He overplays his Glasgow accent a bit, but some of his material is brilliant.

He's on the Frankie Boyle DVD aswell, along with Frankie and another couple of people just talking shit for an hour.
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Coming from someone who's essentially just named a daft spacker with a shit voice and some shit routines as the funniest man in the world, I think I'll accept that as a compliment.

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McIntyre's good. Past those already mentioned, I like the Australian bloke with the prosthetic leg as well.
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O'Briain's stand up DVD released last Christmas was really very good.

Beat McIntyre's one, anyway.
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McIntyre is dire.

Doug Stanhope is where it's at for me at the moment (probably my second favourite comedian at the moment behind Stewart Lee). Perhaps a poor mans Bill Hicks but once you've heard all of Hicks' material, you haven't really got a choice when you're looking for new stuff.
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I'm going to see Rob Brydon next month but admit that's based on seeing him in Gavin & Stacey.
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The Mock the Week crowd are very hit and miss, generally.
This.

I like Dara. He's smart, funny and affable.

McIntyre on the other hand...
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I'm led to believe that Lee Evans is funny. He isn't, he's shit. And far less funny than Dara O' Briain. I might just have to accept that I'm wrong on that though as plenty of people seem to think he is hilarious. I watched his most recent dvd at my girlfriend's house a while back and didn't laugh once. She was quite upset that I didn't find him funny. Even more so when I pointed out that a lot of the time he is basically recycling Billy Connolly's material. Connelly by the way, even now, is still the funniest man on the circuit.
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Jimmy Carr and Russell Brand spring to mind. Omid Djali's hit and miss sometimes...
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Dave Spikey is awful.
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Me too.

Andy Parsons and Rob Brydon are the two worst comedians imo, O'Brien's standup is quite good as folk have said.

I agree that Jimmy Carr is funnier on panel shows, his standup on C4 the other night just wasn't for me. McIntyre's was quite amusing though.
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I don't mind Brand, either and I think you're being pretty harsh on him and Jimmy Carr when you lump them in with those other two cockfaces.
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No dears. I can totally understand why the majority of the population of this board would dislike him because he's not a particularly likeable person unless you have a hole where your penis should be but he can be fucking funny. Those podcasts were still the pinnacle of on-the-spot comedy.
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Brand's alright once you get over the fact he's a total nonce. A lot smarter than his general demeanor would suggest. Jimmy Carr's just a gag man, which makes him better in small doses.
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If there is, I'd like to know who.

I'm watching Dave and waiting for Frankie Boyle to come on and this unfunny tosspiece hasn't made me laugh once in 20 minutes.

Christ, even Michael McIntyre's stand up gig on the BBC over the weekend raised a couple of laughs.

I've also just realised that he's the reason why Mock The Week isn't as good as it should be.
All women, but yes, he is an unfunny cunt. I don't watch mock the week due to him. His accent is annoying as fuck as well.
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I don't mind Brand, either and I think you're being pretty harsh on him and Jimmy Carr when you lump them in with those other two cockfaces.
Jimmy Carr is the worst of the lot, because he's not only talentless, but has a smug, self satisfied air of satisfaction about his absent comic talent.

And he inexplicably turns up on QI.
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Ergh, I dare you to be wronger.
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No dears. I can totally understand why the majority of the population of this board would dislike him because he's not a particularly likeable person unless you have a hole where your penis should be but he can be fucking funny. Those podcasts were still the pinnacle of on-the-spot comedy.
Right, well, seeing as you won't comply with my demands, I'm going to print off a picture of you, cut your face out, stick it on a voodoo doll and repeatedly stab it in the groin every time you even attempt to praise that fucking mook again.
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Jimmy Carr is very smart. And funny too. Proper wifey material.
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It does help when he has a team of writers for every fucking thing he appears on.
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Explain yourself, queer.
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His standups are pretty decent. He's not the best comedian around but he's far from not funny.

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Smart and funny. Two traits a lot of people look for in marital partners.
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